• robot: i don't understand. what is... love?
  • scientist: oh... well. i. love is-
  • robot: ahahaha i'm just fucking with you. anyway i found some cool swords online i want you to buy for me


“ye”

— where did this come from and why can’t I stop saying it (via alphaidiot)



glrlband:

guys be like “makeup is why you take a bitch swimming on the first date!!!” but sweetie I got that urban decay setting spray ayeeee



I’ve done everything I could to the best of my ability. (Selena Gomez, July 22nd 1992)



butttom:

fan: *stalks harry*

harry:

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  • Bro 1: bro let's get matching anchor tattoos
  • Bro 2: why bro?
  • Bro 1: so our broship doesn't float away
  • Bro 2: bro..
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